The Forewarnings

Before we delve into the life of Bowy Harlow, there are a few warnings I must share in advance. Firstly, an accountant does not.. DOES NOT, take his clients to be his highest priority, as he may reassuringly tell you. Secondly, as you write details about him that are merely constructive criticism (however, he may perceive them as 'denigrating' him) he will sulk worse than a 3 year old child without sleep. Thirdly, food is his highest priority. Fourthly, when amidst his work, it is a terrible mistake, with far-reaching consequence, to disturb him. In spite of how he dreads the myriad documents stacked higher than the Eiffel Tower upon his desk, he tends to act as though he genuinely does something productive, yet the only things on his mind are the general focuses of the animalia: food and sleep. Fifthly, when observed closely, the accountant's life is nothing more than a mundane routine, and when you cause a change or disruption in the routine, a flooding mixture of hatred, exasperation, anger, and more sulking will ensue from him. For now, these are the forewarnings of Bowy Harlow, although I'm sure we are going to discover much more about him.